Amazing how after all this, I still have trouble spelling apocalypse.
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) September 12, 2020
I’m glad we all stopped to remember 9/11 so we could relive happier times.
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) September 12, 2020
Cruise lines failing due to COVID should rebrand as "death with dignity” tours. Those who want out can enjoy shuffleboard, unlimited buffet and a show. Then they lick the plank.
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) September 12, 2020