If you’re a Jew and you don’t aggressively support the Black Lives Matter movement, you deserve a gold star.
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) June 2, 2020
Who cares about a curfew when you've already been grounded?
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) June 2, 2020
This post was a nod to how brands find bullshit ways to insert themselves into (and commodify) important cultural matters and movements. So, is @Spencers in on the joke? Do they just like everything they're mentioned in? pic.twitter.com/tjjoUQ8ESb
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) June 2, 2020
Trump posing with Epstein's "little black book." pic.twitter.com/o8vlYJyq7V
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) June 3, 2020
I think we've hit peak Brooklyn, they're offering bottomless Molotov cocktails at brunch.
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) June 3, 2020
Remember, Ivanka has to do all the same undermining of the country as her father, but backwards and in heels!
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) June 3, 2020
My humor’s so dark, a cop tried to put his knee on one of my jokes.
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) June 3, 2020
TRUMP: KNOCK, KNOCK.
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) June 4, 2020
PENCE: WHO'S THERE?
TRUMP: DEFUND.
PENCE: DEFUND WHO?
TRUMP: OKAY.
If you're silent you're complicit. That's why I walk around screaming all the time.
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) June 6, 2020
This "Lady G" stuff is bullshit. The way #LindseyGraham sucked my dick, there's no way he's gay.
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) June 5, 2020
In honor of the movement, the Empire State Building was lit up in black lights. In other news, this city is covered in semen.
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) June 11, 2020
The camera adds 10 cops.
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) June 11, 2020
“So, what did you used to do?” excited to become the new most-asked question at parties.
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) June 20, 2020