The robocall is coming from inside the house!
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) August 5, 2020
America is a nation full of half masts.
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) August 8, 2020
I suppose when I prayed for god to kill Trump, I should have been more specific.
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) August 16, 2020
On the Death of Donald Trump’s Brother
This is just a joke. I don’t pray.
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) August 16, 2020
We need to forgive some of America’s horrible behavior, at 244 years old, we’re still in our adolescence. On the other hand, suicide is one of the leading causes of death amongst teenagers.
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) August 16, 2020
When I bought these Forever stamps, I thought they’d last a lot longer.
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) August 17, 2020
Can the @USPS deliver us from evil?
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) August 17, 2020
Legitimacy of mail-in ballots had started to surface
#Chattanooga is very safe. They put the entire city behind a sneeze guard. pic.twitter.com/jlV2w88O3e
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) August 18, 2020
BREAKING: American Civil War Museum opens Contemporary Wing.
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) August 18, 2020
Tennessee is a very religious state. You can only buy meth here until 10pm on Sundays.
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) August 23, 2020
Got an empty fortune cookie today. Even the cookies can't fake it anymore.
— Jeff Greenspandemic (@JeffGreenspan) August 30, 2020